So apparently the UK got tired of waiting on Iran to focus on the here and now as opposed to some historical slight in 1932 and started bombing Tehran.
Needless to say , the situation here went from 0-100mph in about 1 second. There waws just a ton of activity and yelling and then the insurgents tried some stuff and the .50's were opening up and then the Bradley's chimed in with their 30mm chain gun and shit was flying everywhere or so it sounded.
Worst of all, the DFAC (Dining FACility for all you civilian types) was out of Jelleh Donuts! :O And the nearest Jelleh Donut convoy was under attack from Eclaire' loving insurgents!
Clearly trained by the French, these hard core insurgents tried a daring "le' Suicide" mission on an American firebase. They got in close, but the daring sneak attack was repulsed quickly when it was realized that under the fancy poofy French type dresses and frilly umbrellas were beard wearing insurgents! (After a year you'll put up with a LOT!)
The other thing that gave them away was their suspicious behavior. Being French trained, the "le Suicide" corps had to stop in order to go on strike for fewer workdays, and then randomly surrender to passers by, small dogs, and the occasional muffin.
Unless you are completely insane, it should be obvious by now that this is my weak attempt at an April Fools post. So, APRIL FOOLS! If you ARE completely insane, then ROCK ON, BROTHA!
Finally, office politics is remarkably stupid. You would think we're all moving in the same direction, and yet you cannot get people to not play silly little power games. But whatever. As I am starting to say, tomorrow is another day.. or rather here, Tomorrow is the same day, but with a different menu. :D
Regards,
-Bouncer-
2 comments:
GooooOn ya kidda u. Alas it is same ole same ol here. Back to the grind tomorrow. Turtle
Glad you guys had fun down atthe beach. Love you and miss you all.
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